My typical school day
As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room.
WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME
i’ve found my favourite
Try walking down the sidewalk of a male prison. Actually, it’s really empowering because we can lock that shit down.
"Oh, what’s that? You want to bark like a dog at me? No rec time for you bitch, and do it one more time and you’ll be stripped down in the seg unit…"