Posted 17 hours ago

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

Posted 1 day ago

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

Try walking down the sidewalk of a male prison. Actually, it’s really empowering because we can lock that shit down.

"Oh, what’s that? You want to bark like a dog at me? No rec time for you bitch, and do it one more time and you’ll be stripped down in the seg unit…"

Posted 2 days ago

orange4angel:

Nice.

This makes me laugh so much. Hahaha I think it looks pretty cool.

Posted 1 week ago

damndehahn:

Get To Know Me Meme // [7/10] Favorite Male Characters

Thackery Binx (Hocus Pocus)

Emily: “Thackery Binx, what took thee so long?”
Thackery: “I’m sorry, Emily. I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.”

McGeeeeee

Posted 1 week ago

ewbuckybarnes:

Avengers meme - one avenger 
Tony Stark

For science…?

(Source: ivonman)

Posted 2 weeks ago
mattmcgorry:

everysentenceisastory:

I wish we could put this shit on YouTube. 

tumblr will have to do.

No really, guys. I work in a federal prison and this thought crosses my mind daily.

mattmcgorry:

everysentenceisastory:

I wish we could put this shit on YouTube. 

tumblr will have to do.

No really, guys. I work in a federal prison and this thought crosses my mind daily.

(Source: oitnb)

Posted 2 weeks ago

accioabaddon:

castielsteenwolf:

im not sure whats happening but i like it alot

Reblogging for science

The second and last ones for no other reason than they’re smiling

(Source: )

Posted 3 weeks ago
10000steps:

lumos5000:

b0mbs4w4y:


united steaks of america



there has never been a more appropriate day to reblog this

I reblogged this exactly one year ago. how time flies.

10000steps:

lumos5000:

b0mbs4w4y:

united steaks of america

image

there has never been a more appropriate day to reblog this

I reblogged this exactly one year ago. how time flies.

Posted 3 weeks ago

thewinchestercave:

God Bless Captain America.

Posted 4 weeks ago

emitter-of-learjets:

harry potter is adopted by sirius

Orphan is the New Black